What housewarming gift do you buy for someone you barely know??

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Home Depot gift card and be done with it?? Nothing? Case of beer? Supposed to go to this party this afternoon need to get something figured out pronto.
     
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    thanks for the help :mrpeanut:

    Home Depot gift card it is.
     
  3. Teeney

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    so it is just a gift for a guy?
     
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    him and his wife
     
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    Yeah, just a six of some obscure, pricey microbrew no one's ever heard of
     
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    Regift some POS from around your house. :toptip:
     
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    oooooh just thought of an idea...go to sports authority and look for lawn games...he has a big yard now and has lots of BBQs :bigthink:
     
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    I don't think his wife would appreciate my gf :c
     
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    If you barely know him/her don't give 'em shit! You were invited just for your gift. Suckers!
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    I thought of that too...and what if I'm the only person that brings a gift?? :doh:
     
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    Rubber Novelty Vomit. They love it. It will be a huge hit.
     
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    Then I wouldn't do the gift card. Buy a nice candle, or a bottle of wine, some flowers or take a cake.
     
  14. Lemmy

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    Modest gift card in an ethnic/urban "Congrats on the birth of your son" greeting card. Fuck 'em, don't expend too much effort if you are a fringe invitee.
     
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    mmmmm cake..probably wouldn't make it to their house if I got that.
     
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    It will be cheaper than the gift card. I would do that instead of the gift card it will look like you went to some effort.
     
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    If his wife is hot buy them a vibrator. If she's a pig get "them" a Fleshlight.
     
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    bring enough gift to triple the amount of food/drink that you will consume.
     
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    $5 bottle of red wine.
     
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    Thanks Teeney..can always count on you :up: