Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Apr 3, 2012.
"I piss on my fans"
"Anything else Robin?"
Basically anytime he gets outraged or upset over the same type on non-pc jokes and commentary that made his show popular and him rich and famous. The type of humor he used to encourage up until his evolution a few years ago.
Recent example was when he claimed he was upset and offended over Dave Letterman's joke where he called Rosie a tow-truck driver
"I'm going to fill my three channels on eh-eh-eh with programming from real radio guys"
"We're only going to break on eh-eh-eh long enough to use the restroom or set up a new segment"
"My mother would kill me if I ever divorced Allison."
"Radio is a habitual medium. We will always work Fridays"
And who could forget the classic!
"I will never get married again"
"I have a good work ethic. I have always honored my contracts."
And to go along with this one:
"We needed to get married, the doorman didn't respect Beth"
"eh-eh-eh will be great. We won't be constricted by commercials so we can let the show flow."
"Bobo you're on the air."
"Beth's coming in the studio today"
That statement caused me to cancel my subscription.
However, it might also be the last honest thing he has said.
Another classic was on Letterman when he told Dave he was just going to take some Fridays off.
I kill a puppy every time I hear those words.
For my most hated statement, I will go with, "I don't want Beth to have to smell my doodie"
She is good at bending a knee and grinning through those giant Booey teeth, but every candid shot I have seen her in, she looks like she is smelling Howard's doodie.
If I was married to her, I would take a dump in every one of her hand bags.
Reps for that!
"Angelina Jolay wore a hot little outfit while she pisched on my foot when I smelled Brad Pitt's finger at Nobu. She was a vomit, it's a whole thing."
He said that on Monday's show.
"AGT" or "...I am a judge"
what? now we can't rag on tow-truck drivers?