What Howard wanted versus what he got in Beth

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  1. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    This is what he wanted in a younger wife:

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    This is what he got:

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  2. j shmuck

    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    What's even better is that Howard was really not asking for alot in a wife (other than to fuck him and find him attractive which granted, is asking alot)

    Beth doesn't need to take care of children or pets
    She doesn't need to clean
    She doesn't need to cook
    Se doesn't need to run errands
    She doesn't need to earn money


    All Howard was looking for is someone to be willing to stay home and spend time with him...............and he barely gets that
     
  3. David999

    David999 Well-Known Member

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    If all wives did this the divorce rate would be close to zero:coffee:
     
  4. Rocinante

    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Howard wanted an idiot who he could control and did what she was told to do. Instead, he got an idiot who he cannot control.
     
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    I believe that Howard's bare minimum requirements were: (1) model; (2) blonde; and (3) willing to forego children. He still has all of that in Beth, sorta.

    Beth was barely a model. She's a fake blonde. And while she has foregone having children, she is a child. A lot of hyperactivity is required to keep her mind off of having kids. Expensive hyperactivity.
     
  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    He wanted a trophy wife to how that he's still relevant...

    ... He got a participant trophy wife and became irrelevant
     
  8. Ruffypup

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    [video=youtube;2QY4JYdXLL8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QY4JYdXLL8[/video]
     
  9. Ronniecheated

    Ronniecheated Well-Known Member

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    She didnt want to be famous.
     
  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Howard reminds me of another aging radio guy who made a questionable choice for a spouse:

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    This is the future, Howard.
     
  11. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    She isnt
     
  12. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    EXACTLY this.

    And shame on him for not being able to control her. He makes the money and that's all she wants.

    He's such a fucking pussy.
     
  13. DearLawd

    DearLawd Well-Known Member

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    But Bye, who wants someone with you because you're "controlling them", right? I think he really bought the "I need to be with you every second....I WANT to stay in every night and go to bed at 8 pm" bit. Now, he needs the shrink 4 days a week to learn to deal with the fact that he got duped!
     
  14. Rocinante

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    It was the illusion of control. During the first few years of their bestial relationship, she did say in various interviews that it was all about Howard and it was her job to make him happy. She now realizes that he is just an agoraphobic pussy. It took a few years for her horsey brain to figure this out.
     
  15. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    I think it's come about over time due to her exposure to other horses in the Hamptons pasture. That gave her ideas, and at the right time, when combined with a really good divorce attorney, will get her what she wants.

    If Howard was extra smart (and paranoid) he'd keep Gloria Allred and a few others on permanent retainer, just so Oats can't hire them.
     
  16. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    Don't know what the asshole expected, but what he got was a low-rent version of Deirdre Imus......
     
  17. skylarbrie

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    howard can provide fortune and fame, but he will never satisfy her sexual needs, simply put, in order to provide financial security for herself and her family, she has settled for less
     
  18. TaTa Toothy

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    Tony Soprano did that in one episode. He had a consultation with every top divorce lawyer in the Tri-State area, just so Carmela couldn't hire one. :c
     
  19. Rocinante

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    Yup, create a conflict of interest for every lawyer. Just tell them you are thinking about hiring them and then don't hire anyone until the last minute.