Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by markluke, Apr 17, 2013.
This is what he wanted in a younger wife:
This is what he got:
What's even better is that Howard was really not asking for alot in a wife (other than to fuck him and find him attractive which granted, is asking alot)
Beth doesn't need to take care of children or pets
She doesn't need to clean
She doesn't need to cook
Se doesn't need to run errands
She doesn't need to earn money
All Howard was looking for is someone to be willing to stay home and spend time with him...............and he barely gets that
If all wives did this the divorce rate would be close to zero
Howard wanted an idiot who he could control and did what she was told to do. Instead, he got an idiot who he cannot control.
I believe that Howard's bare minimum requirements were: (1) model; (2) blonde; and (3) willing to forego children. He still has all of that in Beth, sorta.
Beth was barely a model. She's a fake blonde. And while she has foregone having children, she is a child. A lot of hyperactivity is required to keep her mind off of having kids. Expensive hyperactivity.
He wanted a trophy wife to how that he's still relevant...
... He got a participant trophy wife and became irrelevant
She didnt want to be famous.
Howard reminds me of another aging radio guy who made a questionable choice for a spouse:
This is the future, Howard.
And shame on him for not being able to control her. He makes the money and that's all she wants.
He's such a fucking pussy.
But Bye, who wants someone with you because you're "controlling them", right? I think he really bought the "I need to be with you every second....I WANT to stay in every night and go to bed at 8 pm" bit. Now, he needs the shrink 4 days a week to learn to deal with the fact that he got duped!
It was the illusion of control. During the first few years of their bestial relationship, she did say in various interviews that it was all about Howard and it was her job to make him happy. She now realizes that he is just an agoraphobic pussy. It took a few years for her horsey brain to figure this out.
I think it's come about over time due to her exposure to other horses in the Hamptons pasture. That gave her ideas, and at the right time, when combined with a really good divorce attorney, will get her what she wants.
If Howard was extra smart (and paranoid) he'd keep Gloria Allred and a few others on permanent retainer, just so Oats can't hire them.
Don't know what the asshole expected, but what he got was a low-rent version of Deirdre Imus......
howard can provide fortune and fame, but he will never satisfy her sexual needs, simply put, in order to provide financial security for herself and her family, she has settled for less
Tony Soprano did that in one episode. He had a consultation with every top divorce lawyer in the Tri-State area, just so Carmela couldn't hire one.
Yup, create a conflict of interest for every lawyer. Just tell them you are thinking about hiring them and then don't hire anyone until the last minute.