What Howard was thinking during Sal's Gary Roast

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  1. Quedee

    Quedee Wise Ass Extraordinaire

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    Here are some candid reaction shots to Sal's roast of Gary with what was likely in Howard's head at the time.

    "Is he out of his mind?"
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    "He is out of his mind, I hope her brothers don't hear this"
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    "Try to go along with it, look like you are in on the joke".
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    "Big forced smile now. You know how to play along".
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    "Horse sounds? WTF? That's way over the line. This guy just committed career suicide".
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    "I'm still in disbelief that he said that and made those horse sounds".
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    "Force a smile. Come to think of it, her head is kind of shaped like a horse's"
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    "Keep smiling, the camera is on you. Try not to make it look forced".
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    "I'm gonna ruin this motherfucker"
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    Here's the meat of the clip.
     
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    That was the funniest bit I heard in a long time. But unfortunately for Sal, Beth was so upset he could not go to the wedding of the century..They have all been neutered..
     
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    Yes, I think this officially marked the end of the show as we knew it. Beth put the hammer down after this happened.
     
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    I actually miss those old teef on Howard. Part of why I stopped listening religiously was the slurring and slurfing through the new choppers.

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    Skip to 32 seconds. He catches himself shaking his head and muttering then throws out a grin.
     
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    Sal used to be great when he had no filter. He is a shell of himself since he got the muzzle clamped on him. One of the best bits ever
     
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    Sal and Richard have nothing left in the tank. All their "phony phone call" bits sound the same. They do nothing funny anymore. They were great when they first joined. Nothing against them - but they should go and make room for new writers. Stern keeps them around so he won't look like a jerk.
     
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    The shame of it is that when Sal wasn't neutered, he was really funny.
     
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    Chevy Chase took Sal's place at Howard's wedding in "Sal's honor" imagine if Sal got up and did the fuck me in the ass routine that Chevy did during Howard's wedding.

    "Chevy did this really funny bit, Robin, remember Robin, he gave a toast about how he fucks me in the ass, it was so funny he was like my best man"

    if Sal did that shit it would of been the end of the world
     
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    That was the moment when Sal's "character" went from quick-witted and hilarious ball-buster to fake low IQ punching bag.

    "You can shtay, Shal. But from now on, you will be the butt of every joke. I declare it! You're borderline retarded. Thatsh your new pershona on the show. I'll approve the shcripts from now on. You're done being yourshelf and making these fakakta jokes about people. Letsh bring your wife on. ONLY IIIIIIIIIIIII PRAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
     
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    Good catch. He completely tries to force it when he realizes the camera is on him.
     
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    I remember when they revisited that moment, Howard went on about how it didn't bother him. Such bullshit,
     
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    Yep, Sal became the new Gary.
     
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    I'm scared of new writers . Look at the assholes the Wig hired last .
     
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    The Wig can't take a joke and God forbid anything funny happens on the show these days .
     
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    What Gunky did at Kimmel's wedding was way worse...
     
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