What human brags about his "Eulogy" to a dear friend?

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    No one knows what it's like.....
     
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    had to re-shoe horse minutes before leaving just to get there..:grad:
     
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    If I walked up to Howard, and knocked him the fuck out, would anyone on here help with my legal fees?
     
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    It's the only press he gets nowadays, he has to work it for all it's worth
     
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    Howard's eulogy to Joan was a deliberate act to appear shockingly human.
     
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    Same type of guy that still sports a Jew-Fro at age 60 .....C-L-U-E-L-E-S-S
     
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    No, I'm anti-violence. Besides that would only engender support and sympathy for Howard. You'd be looked at like that batshit crazy blonde Hawaiian.
     
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    Brags about giving a eulogy, who does that Robin?
     
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    Best talent
    Best season
    Best eulogy
    EVER
     
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    Still no picture of Howard and Joan together besides a TV show in the 90's
    They were dear deer doe friends
     
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    A narcissist has to make it all about him.
     
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    eulogy by Howard
     
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    First call from Bobo whenever Wiggy gets back to work.

    Howard, your eulogy was the greatest !
    You should set up franchises all over the country so everyone could have one of your amazing eulogies at their funeral.
     
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    http://margaretcho.com/2014/09/08/putting-the-fun-back-in-funeral/



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    Her signature gardenia perfume mixed with the gargantuan arrangements of the heady white blooms and so her presence was heavy and uncompromised. This is how she wanted us to say good-bye to her, and everyone came early except Donald Trump, who was whisked to the front near the family, ginger hair exploding and obvious over all the yarmulkes.

    In the morose silence Howard Stern said, “Joan Rivers had a dry pussy.”

    At first, the words just hung there, as no one knew exactly what to do. Of course I started laughing hysterically, and everyone else, remembering who we were there to honor, followed suit. Howard Stern actually choked back tears as he continued – “Joan’s pussy was so dry it was like a sponge – so that when she got in the bathtub – whooooosh – all the water would get absorbed in there! Joan said that if Whitney Houston had as dry a pussy as Joan’s, she would still be alive today…”"
     
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    Howard wants that eulogy leaked. Why else would he ask Robin if it were "ok" to get his mom a recorded copy of the eulogy. Howard is a planter.
     
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    A reversal of the Ed Bradley funeral event.
    Not only did he get a seat in the front, he spoke. He had to remind us that he was front and center, a leader if you will.
    Does anyone see this happening again for such a well-known, far-reaching personality ?
     
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    Hopefully it will cause future celebs to put in their will, "I do not want Howard Stern to speak at my funeral"
     
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    "I'm telling you Robin, this funeral was like Thunderdome"