What I hate most about flying!

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  1. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Getting stuck being the man in the middle! :mad:
     
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  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    i only get 75 miles per tank of gas

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  3. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    That pesky No Fly List.
     
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    Vomiting.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Teh Vyb only flies first class.

    I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin'.
     
  6. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    It's good to be "Teh Vyb"!
     
  7. GSD

    GSD Active Member

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    you haven't had yourself or your kids attempted to be forced through a naked scanner that also douses you in crazy doses of radiation or if you refuse that instead you will have some commie/nazi douche telling you that you're getting a full body pat down including feeling your cock & balls or vag & tits

    when it happens to you or your kids (if you have any) all other shit will pale in comparison
     
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    I enjoy being frisked by big, fat, black wimmins with thick fingers, Church's Fried Chicken breath, and greasy hair.
     
  9. GSD

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    i've heard you'll only get that at an anything goes strip club, happy ending massage parlor or whore house

    the airport search is man-man or woman-woman
     
  10. Senator Rick

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    Perhaps Negro security ladies have a thing for me.

    When I worked a few seasons at the IRS in the mail room (they called it "correspondence") the older black ladies wouldn't leave me alone.
    It was like being back in grade school ...passing notes and shit.
    "Do you like Camilla?" and "you nice looking for a old white man".

    That last one was my favorite.
     
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    Lord Almighty -I used to get up early on Sunday mornings back in the day and watch the black preachers.
    Back then they'd have awesome 4 piece gospel bands rocking out like motherfuckers. Now it's all pseudo-Catholic jive ass Church Of God In Christ ministers yelling like the asshole in the above video clip.

    No -I never got my hands on any 54 double d's.
    Back in my 20s I dated 2 different black girls at various times.
    They were sweet girls. No pressure at all like I'd get from girls of my own caucasian persuasion. Just a little reefer and lot of sexual healing.
    That stuff would cost real money now.
    It was a much freer world back then.
     
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    Last time I flew this fat, unusually chatty security guy at the St.Louis airport looked at my ID and passes as I was putting my shoes back on. He said "PA, huh? Hey- go Steelers!"
    I was like, "I'm near Philly... I'm an Eagles fan."
    And he's all...

    "Oh."



    :(