What if Beth got cancer?

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  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    All this talk of cancer got me thinking. Would Howard stand by her side? Seems like her only purpose is to serve as his trophy wife. Dying of breast cancer or something would sure put a dent in it. Would he tweet pictures of her "modeling" bald? Take away the phoniness in their relationship and there is nothing left IMO.
     
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    he would stand by her
     
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    maybe he would have her humanely euthanized.
     
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    there are very few people who wouldn't stand by a loved one when they are sick. as scummy as howard is i think he would support her.
     
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    Howard would have her put down like the horse she is.
     
  6. chuk

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    I'd like to think so, but I just don't see how he could stand it. They appear to have very little relationship beyond Howard's photo shoots. She is usually by herself in the hamptons or going out in NYC without Howard. When she is with him her only purpose seems to be to stroke his ego. Flip that around and have her become a burden, and I'm not sure Howard would be able to deal.
     
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    the NSAL would have her de-clawed & gift her to the middle east, as a vintage whorse. howcie would never notice her not being anywhere he has been in years.
     
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    there's an older couple i see every session of my dialysis. the wife is the sick one.. she's had a lot of problems lately in and out of the hospital. the husband as sick as the wife is, he's always skiing. he goes even when she's in the hospital.

    i guess he's just had enough of a sick wife and wants a life so i guess it is possible.
     
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    Beth would just need to vegucate. She would be back to trotting around in a few weeks.
     
  10. Woof

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    Howard would just push her down the marble staircase.

    It worked with Bianca.




    allegedly
     
  12. AcquiringSignal

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    As long as Fresh and Sexy mixed with Purell kept the cancer cooties away, Wiggy would stick around.
     
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    Good question. I wonder if there is a clause in the beard contract.
     
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    "Feets don't fail me now!" is Howard's typical response... or "WHOOP Whoop whoop whoop..."
     
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    Cancer would become amazing!
     
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    how would howcie photograph cancer, without making it look stupid?
    sorry, that would be without beff o?
     
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    He'd smooth the edges of her tumor like a professional.
     
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    Howard would pull a Newt Gingrich. He doesnt even give a shit about his kids, he's going to give a shit about her? He would say "Zoo Za Zoo" and head for zee hills.

    For many, cancer is a horrible thing. However, in Beth's case, the thread should be, "What if Beth Broke Her Leg?"
     
  19. knu3421

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    She would be in studio still unlike someone
     
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    Cancer is not a joking matter, son.