What if Beth was running the marathon, what would Howard have done?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by zerokarma, Apr 15, 2013.

  1. zerokarma

    zerokarma Well-Known Member

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    Run to the aide of his wife and others in the line of danger or high tail it out of there as fast as he could?
     
  2. Herc

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    He would tell Ronnie to step on it . . . :secret:
     
  3. mrd160

    mrd160 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Let a bum spit in her face
     
  4. droops42

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    Cry like the little bitch that he is.
     
  5. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Stare at the wall
     
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  6. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    grab her to use as a shield
     
  7. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard said if she's ever disfigured he would leave her. So even if she broke a pinky and it was permanently bent backwards it's to the glue farm for her.
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    he would have jumped into his limo left beth and ran over who ever he had to to save his ass
     
  9. knu3421

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    ^he would outrun everyone
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    [video=youtube;URvMd-pjSMc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URvMd-pjSMc[/video]
     
  11. killallposers

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    i love that clip. that's 100% howard. kids, pets, beth, his parents and probably even his own daughters would all be shoved, trampled and left in his dust.