What if Deirdre Imus had hosted "Spoiled Rotten Pets"?

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  1. Jackson

    Jackson Active Member

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    How many hours and hours of comedy would this have generated for Richard and Sal. Those boys must be really pissed that they can't mine it for comedy gold with Beff as the hostess.
    My guess it will get about a 10 minute segment on Monday with Howie basically saying......... "Hey, Beth was just out there having fun. I love her for that! There will always be haters, fuck them!!!.......... BoBo, you're on the air. "
     
  2. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    This is as cringe-worthy and deserving of mockery as when Howard relentlessly kept replaying that ear-piercing Linda McCartney background screeching isolated off those Wings choruses. Maybe even more so actually since no electronic tweeking is required to spotlight this embarrassing travesty.
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    He won't address any negativity at all.

    This is the man who actually said "everyone will be watching"
     
  4. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member DawgShed News Gold

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    I haven't been paying attention. Did he really have a viewing party at "Jimmy's house" :rolleye: Please say no, I don't think I can take the douche chills that would come from that.
     
  5. jimbronie

    jimbronie Well-Known Member

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    He won't address it Monday. He is off this week.
     
  6. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    If he had any dignity, he would take the next three weeks off so he wouldn't have to address this at all.
     
  7. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep VIP

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    doesn't a dierdre imus wannabe host it?
     
  8. JDDaBadAhz

    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    Dierdre is too busy cooking for kid's, cowboys and prune faced mush mouths.
     
  9. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    If this was Diedre Imus, Howard would be playing clips on the air goofing on the fact that she has zero charisma, reads the lines of dialog like a third grader with a reading disorder, and comes off like a vapid idiot. Since it is his wife, he will talk about how great she was if he addresses the show at all.

    Beth is horrible on screen. Even Howard has a hard time selling that she gets these gigs on her own talent and not low rated cable networks trying to capitalize on the Howard Stern name. The same reason Jon Hein and Gary get shows on similar low rated cable networks.
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    No. Unlike Beth, she can admit to herself that she has no talent and the only way she would get a job like this is because someone trying to capitalize on her husband's name.
     
  11. tedsfrozenhead

    tedsfrozenhead Well-Known Member

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    Howard would have eviscerated Imus and his wife if this occurred 10 years ago. He has become everything he has made fun of. All because he married a horse faced Yoko Ono.
     
  12. SalsMasterShake

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    "Jimmy made us a viewing party in Beth's honor while we were out in LA, Robin!"
     
  13. CaptainFrank

    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    At this point, (excluding the yuck factor of following Imus or Howard) who is the hotter women, Deirdre or Beth? Beth probably gets extra points as she is certainly barely used.
     
  14. mygoodness

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    She would have to include some lizards from her NM ranch. (Imus being the oldest living lizard in captivity, of course.)