What If It Had Been Beth?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That got bit by the rescue dog. How would Howard react? The main focus of their relationship is her looks, even to the extent of the embarrassing photoshopping to hide that she's aging. No way could he handle being with her if her face was scarred.

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  2. MISERABLE66

    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    I would laugh my ass off.

    Anyway this would never happen to her because shes a dog expert.

    DUH! ;)
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    that dog would be sleeping with the fishes...
     
  4. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Many lulz would have been had by me.
     
  5. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Oh My Dog! I forgot about that, keep your cats away from candles and your dog out of the liquor cabinet
     
  6. Morning Wood

    Morning Wood New Member

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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    Howard would be signing the divorce papers on the way to the hospital.
     
  8. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    This. He'd pull a Newt Gingrich for sure.
     
  9. Mr America

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    Howard would vanish so fast he'd make Newt Gingrich seem loyal.
     
  10. Cygnus X1

    Cygnus X1 Well-Known Member

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    it would be the official mascot of this message board
     
  11. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Howard would have sued the dog owner and the tv station. Imagine if this would have happened on Fox Friends or whatever show Beth appears on sometimes.
     
  12. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I will immediately apply to adopt or sponsor any dog that bites Beth.
     
  13. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Ahhhh, if only! Well, we can dream can't we!