What if Katie Couric read your posts on the evening news?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chuk, Nov 29, 2013.

  1. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    I often wonder what it would sound like if/when I end up on the evening news for doing something horrible.

    "He frequented a popular Howard Stern fan club site called "The Dawg's Shed". Using the name "analhammer69" in response to another poster, he said that he would like to quote "give her a boxcutter for christmas". In another post dated Nov 2nd, he told a female member to "shut up and take off her top".

    My friends and family will be so surprised....
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    All they have to do is get my phone conversations from the NSA from the past 10 years. "Among his favorite topics of discussion were conspiracy theories, making fun of fat women, talking about high powered rifles and clock towers, and propositioning females for phone sex."
     
  3. The Snork

    The Snork Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    "He was unforgiving of Blacks, Homosexuals, Democrats and other deviants. He saw women's only value as avenues of sexual gratification. Yet he was a good husband and father."
     
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    datchguy New Member Banned User

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    dad?!
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    "He was into guns, knives and admittedly drank too much. Often he'd complain about so-called "blaek violence" and went as far as to say that no African-American women were attractive unless they were at least half white. He seemed to have a problem with the United States' unconditional support of Israel and often referred to another poster, Pontius Pilot, as a 'Kike' and a 'Half-Heeb.'

    More disturbingly, he seemed to have an obsession with manipulating pictures of disfigured little people using photo editing software. He also, along with many others on the site, used an unidentified blonde woman's face as a punchline for his various photo manipulations. The woman, who was photographed next to shock jock Howard Stern, seems to suffer from severe retardation."
     
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  6. Anfkid

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    "He frequented a popular Howard Stern fan club site called "The Dawg's Shed". Using the name "GaryPuppet" in response to another poster, he said that he would like to fuck a whore, any whore fat thin ugly or burned because he hasn't gotten laid in over 20 years."

    "Dr. Gupta, your thoughts on this?"
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i hope she reads the post when i said i wanted to pee in her butt.
     
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    check1 VIP Extreme Gold

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    I like where this is going.
     
  9. pontius pilot

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    "aided by bourbon and water, and copious amounts of virginian tobacco, "pontius pilot" would frequent dawgshed well into the late evening. known for his moderately humorous photoshoppings and overt racial stereotyping, pontius would often engage in somewhat witty banter with a fellow shedder, "chimney portions"--a cleveland-based octoroon of sicilian origin. more often than not, "chimney" would get the better of "pontius" in these exchanges and "pontius" would be forced to simply respond with ": jj :"--which is a coded symbol, known to shedders, for "ah shit, you got me you funny bastard!"
     
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  12. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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  13. pontius pilot

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    how did you find a negro pizza!?!? muther-fookin' brilliant!!!!!!!



    genius!

    :cwl:
     
  14. pontius pilot

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    oh, and :jj:
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'm the Kanye West of finding shit on google images, yo.

    -Chimnesus