What in the holy fuck is Lululemon? (EC lil help here)

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Never heard of this company then this evening I was reading my old hometown newspaper and come to see they are setting up a store at the site of our beloved camera store that had been there 45 years.

    Put down the iPad to watch jeopardy and the company is a question on the show.

    Put on jimmy kimmel and he has an entire segment devoted to Lululemon!what the fuckmis Lululemon? Why does it exist and why is it taking over humanity in one day?
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    I just Googled it for you Gwarn. It's a company that makes yoga clothes and running gear.
     
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    All you need to know:


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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Oh, and these soccer moms and personal chefs can't get their yoga clothes at dicks, fred Meyer or big 5 anymore?
     
  5. Gwarn1

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    Jesus Christ! Those are some solid numbers
     
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    Makes the S&P 500 look like it's flat lining, by comparison.
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    So are they some sort of super yoga pants that guarantee they won't split and show off the ladies red eye?

    I mean really what is so special about these yoga pants?
     
  8. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Only thing I can figure is broads like designer names, and I guess they're the designer du jour.
     
  9. Daemon

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    I wish I could tell you. I'm more interested in the company as an investment, rather than a fashion choice.

    Are they a fad? No clue. I know women like them, and they're expensive as hell. But that doesn't explain why other companies haven't copied them. Sorry, I wish I could explain more.
     
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    Gwarn against chicks in yoga pants?
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Wow! That's unreal! Jim's campus camera was an institutin in m town for decades. Now it's going to be a Lululemon for stupid women spending too much on bad clothing. And in five years they'll be out of business.

    Ive said it before and I'll say it again capitalism just doesn't work!
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Oh absolutely not, I just had never heard of this company and three times tonight I heard t mentioned. Just curious. That's all. That's why my freinds call me whiskers because I'm curious like a cat
     
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    Rum Tum Tugger was a curious cat…
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Don't confuse me with Andrew loyd weber references
     
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    They had that sheer-yoga-pants scandal a year or so back.....
     
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    Absolutely nothing.

    The celebrities wear em so now my gf NEEDS an $80 sweater to run around the block in :facepalm:
     
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    Suburban cunts
     
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    Yoga pants. The place is an overpriced ripoff.
     
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    It starts that way. Lululemon is just harmless sweaty yoga clothes and running gear for woman. Pretty soon it's an article in the paper. Then it's a question on Jeopard. Then, it's a whole segment on national TV.

    Soon everything will be Lululemon. You will be Lululemon too. There's nothing you can do to stop us.

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    they sell see through yoga pants to chicks..I'm all for it :up: