News What inside of plane looks like after severe turbulence

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Combine meal service on a plane with extreme turbulence, and you get the kind of scene from a frightening flight that had trays flying, wine spilling, and passengers screaming.

    An Air New Zealand plane carrying 294 passengers was about an hour into a flight from Tokyo to Auckland and the crew was serving meals when, as Reddit user ollieislamewrote, the plane dropped and began “shaking like crazy.”

    “Everything up in the air, wine on the roof. Quite a few screams and general terror,” the Reddit user wrote.

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    Thanks Obama
     
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    I bet this happened because Beth was flying to go rescue a kitten, the FUCKING BITCH
     
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    I was on a flight from NYC to New Mexico once. It was so rough that when we landed everyone cheered and gave the pilot a standing ovation. It was the only time I was scared flying.
     
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    This is why I always keep my seat belt on.
     
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    And the little blind bastard grabbed the controls before Beth could stop taking selfies to go get it
     
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    i dont get why even tho every phone has a 14 megapixel camera every fucking person has to set them to "1970s polaroid mode"
     
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    It was most likely caused by Miss Chriza's queef.
     
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    eff that
     
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    I've been on quiet, uneventful flights and always noticed the plane always looks like a bomb went off inside the cabin.

    How can be people be so messy sitting in a seat watching TV?
     
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    Tokyo to Auckland? So this happened over open ocean. That's the scary part, you begin thinking that if this gets worse, you end up in an episode of "LOST".

    It was a gallows humor joke I heard a few times before I went down to Australia. Land looks so good when you finally start seeing it on the in-flight maps again, or as I like to call it, the "Wherethefuckarewe channel".
     
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    When I was a kid, I hated wearing seatbelts on planes. Still do. But on one particular flight, the plane dropped suddenly and i flew up and hit the ceiling before crashing down on the seat in front me. No one seemed terribly shocked or worried about my well-being. In fact, my biggest takeaway from the incident was the amount of laughter from the other passengers when 9-10 year old me flew into the air and exclaimed, "HOLY SHIT!"

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    That's a poor person plane @LawyerLarry has a jet that the inc. gets to use on a regular basis. I Always look forward to seeing how many 10's @ClintDagger try's to sneak on board. the clintster must have @ShutUpSitDown working on building robots because these women are just to perfect. It makes me laugh when I read about the struggles of the poor knowing that being one of the chosen few in Larry inc. I will never know what it feels like to struggle at anything. Hell, the only thing @EDDIEVRULZ and I struggle at is staying sober.
     
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    The really amazing thing about the vid is that they got meals on the plane. After my last turbulent flight just saw a bunch of peanut wrappers on the floor.
     
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    ...and what appears to be metal silverware
     
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    Flying used to be a big deal!!!

    People would dress the fuk up, and they served decent food.

    Now fat people wear PJs n slippers, n they feed you gas station corn dogs.

    Looks like nobody minded that "dinner" was ruined.

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    Rarely and almost never does turbulence take down an aircraft ..
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    "clean up on aisle 1"