What irony do you hope falls upon Howard?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beth143nacho, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm trying to decide if I'd rather:

    A. Howard crawling on the air one day trying to explain how he and Beth have always wanted to have the baby currently growing inside beth

    B. Stuttering John or Gary garver landing an interview with Beth and/or Howard on a red carpet and that segment making onto o&a

    C. Howard explaining how late night wars are stupid things and that his tiff with Leno was always just a bit... On Lenos show

    D. Howard defending why he left Sirius and why his current gig with clear channel and boss Joel pig vomit aren't so bad.
     
  2. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Simple... explaining why Beth left him after he retires and the money dried up
     
  3. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    Beth with half his money having a baby with Nacho.
     
  4. Howard103

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    I hope he gets pissed on by his fans (literally, not in the figurative sense... that's been happening for a long while now!)
     
  5. jyanks

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    Losing the lawsuit to Sirius would be a start.
     
  6. Morning Wood

    Morning Wood New Member

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    Beth starts dating OJ Simpson. I guess that's not ironic, but pretty damn funny.
     
  7. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    Better yet, one of his daughters writes a tell-all book.
     
  8. pheelios

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    Perez Hilton reverts to his old ways and ""Outs"" Howard.
     
  9. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...id like to see beth start dating seal.
     
  10. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    All it takes is one journalist and a camera to start asking real questions.
     
  11. JohnnyGuapo

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    Beth divorces him and becomes a big movie star. She then starts banging the Clooneys and DiCaprios of the world. I'd love to hear him on the radio talking about that.
     
  12. jyanks

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    And then the Hollywood community shuns him. Beth & Clooney are at Kimmel's parties - but no Howchie!
    I bet the Stern show would get really good again.
     
  13. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Unless Howie had the foresight to have DB literally put in his AGT contract that he didn't have to do Leno, I more or less expect this to happen
     
  14. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    That he has developed an allergy to wig glue and has to shave his head.
     
  15. Tmmy Sirianni

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    After all of his Scott the Engineer wig comments, I hope he goes bald.

    ;)
     
  16. schnauzer

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    That Beth decides to conquer Broadway -- playing Roxie Hart in Chicago, with Kathie Lee Gifford as Velma & Mancow as Billy Flynn
     
  17. GQtaste

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    John wins an Oscar for Best Picture in 2013 with the Gotti bio. Becomes a Hollywood power player for the next twenty yrs.
     
  18. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    F. Howard getting gonorrhea of the rectum from Nachos uncut hog.
     
  19. shani3

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    His "little angel" divorces him in a bitter battle of McCartneyesque proportions. Then she writes a tell-all calling her marriage a "nightmare" and how she was forced to "live a lie" for 15 years.
     
  20. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    Beth gets disfigured ~ maybe by a crazy man throwing acid
    in her face and Howard decides that inner beauty is so much more important
    than looks. :c