What is a 'gonk?'

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  1. Rum Balls

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    Do you mind telling me that?
     
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    A penis that is wider than it is long
     
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    i didn't say it, he did. your friend.
     
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    Its like a bonk ... a bump from the other room.
     
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    Where's Mrs. Rogers?
     
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    It is an alleged sound, emanating from Orson Well's balls sack during the recording of a commercial
     
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    GNK power droids, also known as gonk droids, were an Industrial Automaton knockoff of the successful EG-6 power droid.

    They often made a low honking noise that sounded like the word "gonk," resulting in the nickname gonk droid or simply gonk. This form of droidspeak was referred to as "Gonkian."

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    Stop making threads, shit mult!
     
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    I was under the impression that was a choad?