What is a "Solange", and why has it been deleting Instagram photos of Beyonce

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    Don't mess wit ma gurly girl, Beyonce, trick mufuqr




    Solange Deletes Beyonce Photos from Instagram After Jay Z Fight

    Solange has deleted every Instagram photo of a sista Beyoncé, except one, following the leak of a video that appears to show the singer hitting her brother-in-law, Jay Z, in an elevator. The only picture that remains is from 15 months ago and shows Solange, Beyoncé and director Melina Matsoukas.

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    Elsewhere on Instagram, as Us Weekly points out, Beyoncé may have left some sort of clue about the incident, posting a photo of a prayer after the altercation took place, but before the security footage leaked. Though the pop star's intentions are unclear, the prayer asks God to guide and bless her relationships: "Help me choose my friends wisely so I won't be led astray," it reads. "Give me discernment and strength to separate myself from anyone who is not a good influence. I release all my relationships to You and pray that Your will be done in each one of them."

    Though none of the parties involved have officially addressed the incident, insiders told Us that it wasn't without precedent: "Solange has flipped her lid like that before," one source said. "She is genuinely a sweet and nice person but she also keeps fecal matter real. She can take a small thing and it triggers her… That's why Bey and Jay were so calm. They are used to this from Solange."




     
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    Damn you, damnit
     
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    I love all people, mufuqr
     
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    even rapists?
     
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    isn't a solange some sort of toilet apparatus? :scratch:
     
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    Hate the action, not the playa ...
     
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    I was thinking that a Solange was the name of the device that gets inserted into the rectum during a colostomy procedure
     
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    SolangEse

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    no, that would be a phalange.
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    Jay-Z fucked Rehanna, B's sister found out and was pissed, drunk, and lashed out at Jay-Z.

    Later B told her sister to chill the fuck out about it... Sister got pissed at B and deleated the Instagram pics.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
     
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    Solange is what the sandworms make in Doon
     
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    "Solange" is what Artie says when his mother and sister say he's gonna die at an early age if he doesn't change his lifestyle.
     
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    Racist !!!
     
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    no, that's a melange. for fucks sake what's a solange?
     
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    i think solange is a sun room in Spanish
     
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