what is an arm worth to you?

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  1. Henry Gale

    Henry Gale New Member

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    At what dollar amout would you willingly stick your arm in a sterile guilotine and drop the arm in a basket of pirannas
     
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    Should've asked the question about cocks.......
     
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    Nah, these freaks would have sexual reconstruction of a vag and fuck their way through vegas
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'm a drummer, so my arms are important.

    $10M for left arm (after tax)
    $15M for right arm (after tax)
    $1B for cock
     
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    No xbox? hmmmm........
     
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    Rick Allen actually improved his stock losing an arm. Instead of being a shitty drummer, he became a shitty drummer with an excuse and a gimmick.
     
  7. Henry Gale

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    You could play kinect
     
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    Yeah I saw them in concert on their first tour after that happened. I was impressed with what he could do with this left foot. :dontknow:
     
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    Someone clearly thinks very highly of his cock. :marx:
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :shucks: I've been told (by five women) it's "beautiful". Srs.





    I'd rather them say it's gigantic, but hey, I'll take what I can get. :c
     
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    In theory, if he loses an arm, he could play snare with that cock. Unless it's big enough to reach the hi hat ...

    But if his cock is that big, he could lose both arms and i doubt it would matter...
     
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    In theory, if he loses an arm, he could play snare with that cock. Unless it's big enough to reach the hi hat ...

    But if his cock is that big, he could lose both arms and i doubt it would matter...
     
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    I'd be far more impressed.......cause all cocks kinda look the same! ;)
     
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    I'm sure Assassin's Creed 3 plays well with kinnect.

     
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    :jj:
     
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    of course to the extent (percentage-wise) you willingly expose yourself to this peril, your damages are reduced by that percentage.
     
  17. Henry Gale

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    I don't think I could give up an arm or a leg. Maybe an ear if I still have enough hair to grow it long... but I use my arms too much
     
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    Cock rim shots would hurt like a motherfucker.
     
  19. Henry Gale

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    Or the cow bell
     
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    ow