Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by IlluminatiJones, Oct 27, 2012.
I'm in my "research phase" and I need to consider all angles of everything.
Do you gamble with a local bookie or online?
i remember 3 game tease ...gb plus 1/2...and the jets ....san diego was looked at but they thought it might be a set up game...
cant remember the rest
i think it was jets/dolphins over
and Wash +13 with the tease maybe (?)
and i guess gb.
i was going to rewatch to check.....but i don't do teasers, just 5 for 5 pool and weekly pick-em pool
It's a tricky, tricky week..................
How are the Giants only -2 against the Cowboys?
What's the over/under on when the Bears D puts Cam Newton in the fetal position?
The Falcons are PLUS 3 against the Eagles?
There's your 3-team teaser.
The Falcons are the least sure thing...................for some reason Reid owns the games after the bye week, and Mike Nolan. I don't think the Eagles will win, and it's even more of a stretch to think they could beat the Falcons by more than 13 points in a 3-team tease scenario, but stranger things have happened.
But the other two are mortal locks.
Newton is a "shot" QB. Going up against the Bears D.
And the Cowboys' best player on defense, Sean Lee, just went down for the season. And Murray's out, and Felix Jones is banged up. So no running game AND no way to stop the run. And the Giants are looking for revenge.
And they're only -2?!?
Thank you, Tony Romo, for my brand new tire-balancer!
Kevin Gilbride is a complete faggot, by the way, trying to get cute in the first half with his direct snaps and such. The Giants should have been up 38-0 at the half.
And Aikman is a complete homo-faggot homer......................until the very end of the game, when he said the pass interference non-call on Prince Whateverthefuckhisnameis was the right call.
But he's still a complete homer. Fuck him and his alcoholic ex-wife.
If anybody needs their tires balanced, swing on by!
Artie's 3 team, +9 point teaser was:
NE/STL Over 37 (easy cover by NE alone)
GB -0.5 (which was an incorrect bet, as the line was -15 to -15.5, depending on the book; however, Artie would've covered it had it been teased down to the correct line of -6/-6.5 regardless)
WAS +14.5 (lost by a hook, so Artie lost the bet)
Good thing Artie bought east coast bookies a new generator
the fuckin hook....