What is Arties up to date status?

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Mfactor, Apr 4, 2018.

  1. Mfactor

    Mfactor Well-Known Member

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    Anyone? Is he clean and sober and going to meetings? Is he saying he is clean and sober and going to meetings but really isn't? How does he sound. I really like the man, is he on the up and up today? Thanks
     
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    Turbongr Well-Known Member

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    Nope
     
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    Rocinante Well-Endowed Member Gold

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    Have I ever told you the story about my friend who stole a canoe?
     
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    High, drooling on himself
     
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  5. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    He's honestly sounded better. He claims he's working the program and taking Suboxone to stay off the H. Just posted this today and looks better than he has in some time.
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  6. seau45

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    Just getting a haircut makes him look a million times better. That long stringy hair is an awful look for him, especially someone who is grey and balding
     
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    I hope he kicks heroin for good but sadly, by changing the name "Jane" to "Artie" in this song you probably have a more realistic picture. Maybe a couple of other minor changes ("he" instead of "she","have you seen The Wig (as in Howard) around?",etc.:D)
     
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    Man. He really fucked up his shnozz.
     
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    looptax Well-Known Member

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    That nostril finally said "I'm not even clinging for dear life anymore -- I'm out altogether."
     
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    He's in the junk food section. :)
     
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    Did they take down the Artie posters and pictures on the walls of the Sirus hallways? Like Artie eating the cupcake
     
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  12. Mfactor

    Mfactor Well-Known Member

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    He looks like Burt Reynolds there
     
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    To his bunkmates in prison, he'll look like Butt Reynolds.

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    Is his nostril nonexistent now?
     
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    oski Yes. That is my picture. Gold

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    I think he may have a drug problem
     
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    Fat
     
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    Help me out here.

    Doesn't he sort of look like Burt Reynolds, present day, in this particular photo?

    Notice he is in from of the Hostess rack.

    Utterly predictable.
     
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    HA! You beat me to it.
     
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    He's wearing a hair piece.

    Looks better
     
  20. Night Ape

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    :whistle:








     
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