She is waiting for some poor unfortunate family, who is now left homeless, to turn their young purebred dog into NSAL so she can swoop in and adopt it.
She'll have her assistant fuck up some dog behind closed doors. Then pretend to find it and put a bandage on it's body. While Howard takes pictures of it of course for her Twitter fame whore needs . . .
Just imagine that poor mousey assistant breaking a poor dog's leg behind a door. Crying while Beth yells at her through the door to hurry up and bring the damn dog to the beach.