What is Beth Ostrosky Stern's worse case scenario?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    If you had to write a Twilight Zone ending for Beth.... what would be a fitting end for the gold digging, two faced, fake tit, shit for skin, fucked up knee, horse faces, no talent, cunt?


    I say the worse thing that could happen to her is that Howard lives a fucking LONG, LONG life.. that way she has to deal with his mental illnesses as they grow worse and worse..

    knowing that if she leaves the old fuck she will get money but her life style as a 'famous person' -cough cough- will end


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    an opossum bites her face leaving a scar tina fey would wince at.





    wow really ...spell check for opossum is possum? :facepalm:
     
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    Worst case scenario is that her hands flail about without purpose. Wait, she does that today.

    Real worst case scenario is that Howard runs short of money and sells her to an Arab.
     
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    thats rad

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    Worse case scenario?

    The 2015 NSAL calendar includes only pictures of animals.
     
  6. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Unauthorized biography of Beth Ostrosky...But she already has a negative reputation and could clearly give a fuck..Unless of course we don't recognize that behind closed doors she achieves her ability to shamelessly promote her non talented ass with a mountain of cocaine... Sometimes she smiles so hard her fucking head looks like it's gonna pop off...That's speeeeeeeeeed.

    But I would love to hear about what she was really like.. Was she the high school slut ? How broke was she when she agreed to do the cheezy lingerie catalog..Did she steal all her clothes and smoked and drank like a fish...Not goody two shoes it so desperately tries to be...I'll bet she fucked all her brother's friends..There's gotta be a really good reason mooooose doesn't have any high school BBF's.

    f-mutt
     
  7. chapped

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    Does doing the principle count?

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    Without a baby Stern, her worst fear has already come true. She has to stick it out with Wiggy even longer.
     
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    She gets throat cancer and ends up talking like Jack Klugman

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    Rip Oscar
     
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    <<<<cough gurgle cough>>>> "Thank you"
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    She's at the five year mark now, so she already gets a millions if they get divorced. Even if she does another 5 years, which who knows if she will, she's only about 45 yrs old and she'll get even more money and possessions. A huge cash out from the place she was in before she "fell in love at first sight" with Howard Stern. NO WAY is she staying with him for another say 25 yrs or so. She's already got millions coming to her and one of the mansions probably.

    Her best friend Katie Lee did a way better job scamming Billy Joel though. 28 yrs old when she cashed out for millions after 5 years of "marriage". :rolleye:
     
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    I think her worst case scenario happens every time Wigzilla climbs on top of her.
     
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    I bet she cringes when she catches howard sitting like a schoolgirl in front of a mirror adjusting his wig,, while pulling his face in all different directions while HE gazes at his Nacho picture..
     
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    If she is caught on video munching on chimney manor's head landscaper's foreskin, she will get nothing and the long con will be over.
     
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    When Wiggy finally comes out of the closet, she'll look like even bigger idiot for missing many obvious signs that all of us have picked up on.
     
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    Hamptons is busted by the Fed's for nefarious activity....Insider trading, Being ugly, Stealing subscription fees by putting on a half assed show...Whatever......And all of his marbles, Houses, And anything of value is confiscated as "Ill Gotten Gains"......Couldn't you see her in a reenactment of the Belushi scene in "Animal House" when they drug out the bar, But it's her whore wedding dress still in the display case?
     
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    1. Howard Stern's shady deals and stock pumping is outed but just before The Wigfather gets frog-marched to prison...
    2. Beth Stern sex tape and expose style "tell all" book about the Stern warped "marriage" hits the New York Times Bestseller list.

    YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!
     
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    She gets treated like the girlfriend of Jack Nicholson's version of Joker
     
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    Once she's vested she'll despise the hideous mantis as he'll grow to see that a K-mart Christy Brinkly is just that.