What is Beth's IQ?

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  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    and why is her life so empty that she has to constantly be involved with puppies?
     
  2. CFStern

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    When I was 8 I loved kitties and doggies and wished I could take them all home and cuddle them all day long...Yay!
    Daddy, can we get another one, please?!

    Beth Ostrosky Stern is a child-woman who plays at being an adult. Howard indulges this person and takes pictures of her wearing pom pom hats and holding animals.
    Truly beyond comprehension.
     
  3. Peau de Soie

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    She wants a baby.

    Desperately.

    Almost as much as she wants to be famous.

    Howard lets her have the stupid animals. (No offense, animals.)

    As others have said so eloquently, she sold her empty womb for a house in the Hamptons.

    Oh and the IQ? I'd guess about 85.
     
  4. illini fan

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    She would be a great wackpacker with her looks and IQ...actually, I think she could be next Ms. Howard Stern...

    ;)
     
  5. FCCstandards

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    I did a search for Wendy The Retard and this was one of the images that came up.
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  6. flailingfish

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    I would imagine she is probably smarter than most of the dogs at the animal rescue center.
     
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    she one upped ya to Mrs. Howard Stern
     
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    No way her IQ is above double-digits.
     
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    probably 105-110
     
  10. fletchman71

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    Her IQ is so low she can't spell IQ. She stops after the "I".
     
  11. Mulletude

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    A guess? Dull normal, 90-100.
     
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    I'd guess somewhere in the mid 90s, but that still doesn't explain the obvious case of Arrested Development.
     
  13. racerx

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    someone should start the contest now to guess the birthdate. i think about 2 years after he retires.
     
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    0.0
     
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    Beth is an idiot savant. Her one skill is that she played the KOAM purrrfectly. Other than that she is an absolute energy suck.
     
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    This.:cool:
     
  17. telecaster

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    That made me laugh. Reps. Hahahaha.
     
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    How the fuck did she do well enough in her SATs to be accepted for an English Lit degree? Maybe her high school principal assisted the application? :rolleye:
     
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    WOW!!!!she looks different in this photo....i guess it was taken before she had her "procedures". she actually looks natural and nice.
     
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    She said something about being a "Mommy and Daddy" for an adopted dog???? What kind of adult speaks that way to other adults?????
    "So soft.....smells like puppy"----are you kidding me???
    "It's the cutest thing I ever saw!"----I have ever seen.