WTF What is going on in Canada? Penetration Legislation (sex with animals)

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  1. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One

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    Them Canadians are Real Horny......


    The Supreme Court of Canada ruled that the country's current legal definition of bestiality only bans penetrative sexual acts with animals, but it didn't legalize any other similar activities.
    On 9 June 2016, Canada's Supreme Court ruled that the country's current bestiality laws only banned sexual acts that involved penetration:

    Shortly after the ruling was issued, several web sites reported that Canada had legalized oral sex with animals. The country, however, did not issue any new laws regarding bestiality, nor did they change any existing laws. The Supreme Court based its ruling on the legal definition of bestiality already in its criminal code:

    Supreme Court judges ruled 6-1 in favor of a man from British Columbia in western Canada convicted for sexual assault and bestiality after he involved the family dog in the abuse of his two stepdaughters.

    The man, known only by the initials "D.L.W." to protect his stepdaughters' identity, successfully appealed his bestiality conviction in a provincial court, arguing that according to the law, the offense of bestiality requires penetration, which his actions did not involve.


    However, this bill may not stand for much longer. Legislation that would redefine bestiality to include all inter-species sexual activity was introduced to Parliament, but as of June 2016, remains in its early stages. Camille Labchuk, executive director of the Animal Justice group, urged lawmakers to quickly pass the bill:

    "People who sexually abuse animals are sometimes linked to sexually abusing children as well, as the accused did in this case," [Labchuk] said. "That's a really good reason parliament needs to act."

    Full story- http://www.snopes.com/canada-legalizes-beastiality/
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    "D.L.W."

    What's Dlist's last name?
     
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  3. bennymuso

    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    So can i still watch a whore suck off a donkey?
     
  4. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    With all the money they save on national defense because we pay for it, you'd think they could eliminate dog fucking.
     
  5. Donkey Patrol

    Donkey Patrol The Mouthy One

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    Hard to believe no one in this forum has any comments about getting blow jobs from the family dog

    A little disappointing
     
  6. captbill

    captbill Well-Known Member

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    Isn't your post a comment about it? It only took 5 posts for you to bring the subject up.
     
  7. x76

    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    Canadians got needs, dude.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That's kind of where I was going
     
  9. AbeVigoda

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    Ain't nothing wrong with tossing your dog's salad
     
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  10. Father O'Blivion

    Father O'Blivion Well-Known Member

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    It gets mighty cold up there, eh?
     
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  11. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Well this thread went well.

    About as much as could be hoped for, I reckon.