What is Howard doing for father's day?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Spending it with his children?
     
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    They don't get him Father's day cards or gifts, remember?

    They're probably spending it with Alison's husband.
     
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    Something similar to this I would imagine...

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    Now I just picture Howard staring deep in remorse while a dozen kittens meow endlessly.
     
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    Jerking off to You Porn proably.
     
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    Probably spending it with the foster kittens and cats, not his 'human children'.
     
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    Playing with a blind cat, a few slurps of beautiful soup for lunch and then preparing hard for the excellent show he wil be putting on tomorrow.
     
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    He's doing some reading to be an even better father:

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    Beautiful Soup With A Glass Of Hot Water Sitting With A Fucking Retard And 32 Cats.
     
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    Don't forget about the 4 or 5 almonds in case he wants a snack....
     
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    If he's with his 2 oldest daughters I guarantee Beth's not there.
     
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    Having a glass of water somewhere...
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    Contemplating his past, present and future.

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    Once again no father's day cards from any of his kids...

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    "If you were a good father, Robin, your kids don't acknowledge you on fathers day. It means they're self sufficient and have too much going on. Only the best dads don't hear from their kids, Robin."
     
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    and he's probably relieved that at least it's not a crying baby for him to push around central park on Sunday!
     
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    His daughters were asked this today,their response: "he's around"