What is Howard doing right now?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Fantastic, Nov 17, 2012.

  1. Mr Fantastic

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    On this chilly Fall weekend morning?

    Thinking up new bits for The Show?

    Wondering where Beth is?

    Bleaching his piano keys?

    Checking his bank account?

    Researching Ruth Buzzi for her upcoming appearance?

    Staring at the wall??


    What say you???
     
  2. Obi Drunkenobe

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    I like to imagine he's lurking Dawgs Saloon and crying.
     
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    crying and masturbating violently
     
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    Setting up his camera while Beth glues false eyelashes on for a candid :quote: photo shoot :quote: ?
     
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    Don't they have :quote: people :quote: that do that for them?
     
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    They have "help".
     
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    clipping his toe nails with his teeth,
    the sick bastard:p
     
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    Tweezing Ralph's asshole hairs.
     
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    Prepping & fluffing "The Bull" for Beth's weekly Sat night BBC cream pie party.
     
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    -rolling pennies to cash in at the bank.
    -concocting stories to get free shit in exchange for plugs
     
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    He is probably jogging in Central Park in a heavy disguise with two big blaek bodyguards.
     
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    That's awesome!!

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    He's probably sleeping. He complains constantly how he doesn't get enough sleep.

    OK...maybe not...he's likely off in his basement jerking off.
     
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    Mani-Pedi day
    or hanging at the rest stop on the LIE :coffee:
     
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    Ralph's mouth.
     
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    He had an early sitting with Toni to get the poodle washed and re-glued.
     
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    Praying AGT asks him back for next season?
     
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    Watching babysitter porn