As most of us know, Wigward Von Marlbles has tried to reinvent himself in the past couple years (?) from an entertaining risk-taking radio host to a overly-PC elitist interviewer of B-list celebrities (or whatever the fuck he is now). But my question is - WHY? He's a 60 year ode ugly-as-fuck past his prime radio guy... he CAN NOT seriously think he's going into TV. No Late Night show would consider him - I know many of you like to teast about that, but there is no fucking way he's getting that shot now. Is it all part of AGT - did they somehow put pressure on him to become what he has become?... we know he likes his marbles an awful lot... he'd shit on any legacy he might have for a few more of them. Or was it the Hamptons? Or the Horse?