What is Howie's type of guy?

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  1. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He more into bears or twinks?
     
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    Twinks for sure.
     
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    hairless twinks...
     
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    bears are gross, they actually shit in the woods
     
  5. Mulletude

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    Ralph is Wiggy's type of guy.
     
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    illini fan New Member VIP

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    Do you think Howard lets the cunt peg him????
     
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    Either, as long as they are beer-can thick.
     
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    Chuck Zito.
     
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    Magnum PI's face on Hulk Hogan's body.
     
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    Surprised Howard hasn't ordered that slimy fuck to cut his hair short...way too dangerous standing next to someone with real hair in the exact same hairstyle and a real hairline.
     
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    I think a tranny would be Howard's favorite. For what it's worth, he came pretty damn close of finding his ideal guy with Beth. Size 13 feet. Man hands and shoulders. Masculine face. Bolt-on fake breasts. Tall and muscular. Fake long hair. The only thing missing is the penis. Beth comes close with her big puffy flappy vagina lips though.
     
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    Rail thin and jam packed?
     
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    This. Also, nine inches in length. He's said that too many times to be a coincidence or a random thought.
     
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    She probably has a big clit though.
     
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    True enough.

    "Are you nine inches? Are you beer can thick?" It's a very, very strange fixation.
     
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    A Brutal Master.
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