Conspiracy What is it about coffee that makes you poop immediately after drinking it?

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  1. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Coffee makes you poop :grad:
     
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    Caffeine stimulates gastric motility
     
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    Coffee also makes your poop smell. It smells like coffee
     
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    It a diuretic?
     
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    Caffeine
     
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    I can snort a couple caffeine pills and not have to poop though.
     
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    I always come here for information before google
     
  9. Syrinx

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    Hmm, all I know is I don't drink coffee but I drink Redbull and it makes me have to go after I slam a can.
     
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    Me too
     
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    Syrinx Warden of the West Gold

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    Real life insight. Google can't offer that!
     
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    Coffee is "The drink of the Gods" and the Gods dont want you to be full of poop.
     
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    caffiene is a stimulant and it ... stimulates.
     
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    Dorb Tough Old Pig VIP Gold

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    Seriously though it the combination of a stimulant and all of the liquid that gets you intestines moving.
     
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    It's not the coffee, it's the cig you rip with it
     
  16. yosemite sam

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    Do you drink the coffee or shove it up your ass?
     
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    I love my daily post coffee poop. I always feel so fresh after.
     
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    Drink it? Hell no never! I pour it into one of these. :D
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    Coffee is a bean? Maybe that's it?
     
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    Shit first than have your coffee