What is JD's new girlfriend too busy? Stern Show looking to hire a writer.

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  1. Rob0729

    Rob0729 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Why bother? They have about 30 employees too many right now.
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

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    Much like the Superbowl entertainment and the NFL, you need to pay them to get his job.

    The exposure is worth millions, Robin!
     
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    We need someone from Dawg's to apply! :cheer:
     
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    There are lots of hilarious folks on here that would be an upgrade to anyone currently connected to the show.
     
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    I heard someone on the wrap up show, I think it was, say something about Will "writing bits".

    Coming up with an idea for a stupid contest is one thing. But he's not even remotely funny.
     
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    Benjy is probably getting promoted to head writer and Elisa is getting the writers job.
     
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    Then why are the jobs posted?
     
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    Compensation: Plugs to your Twitter handle
     
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    That's just a guess as far as BengElisa is concerned but that's the way it's usually done in large corporations. I've written job postings for myself several times when getting promoted or moving to a different dept..
     
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    Hey, you think it's easy to find a job as a comedy writer on a show that according to Booey is not about comedy anymore. :c
     
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    Form of pay for position:

    Ben Franklin plugs your Twitter at the end of the live "daily" Radio show

    Mrs. Fart Manor will retweet anything you say with a #NSAL

    you get to be referred to as a "staffer"

    you are now JD's 9th best friend somewhere in the middle of Steve the Intern and Jason Kaplan

    Ronnie will shout let's fuck some whores in your face once a week

    MOST IMPORTANT - you know have an answer to "Listen, what do you do for a living"

    No college credit or internship credit available, must sign 4 year non-compete, all original ideas are now property and invented by Howard Stern, only Howard Stern pranks, no one else
     
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    Someone from here should apply. The Stern show would have an endless supply of wig jokes!
     
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    I think we should ALL apply.someone is bound to get an interview.
     
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    The least honest man in the galaxy is the polar opposite of funny and spontaneous.

    BTW the birthday show is still available to watch with pause and rewind!
    Apparently my fans have been so busy they haven't watched it yet....Robin.
     
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    I guess Jackie's salary requirements are too high.
     
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    Will they get the coveted access to muldred that Elisa just got?
     
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    The person who came up with benjy getting fingered bit needs to be fired
     
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