What is life?

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  1. Rum Balls

    Rum Balls Well-Known Member

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    HEYOOOOOOO
     
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    The rippin' and the tearin'.

    :vag:
     
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    @RH Floatflabbin
     
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    The rippin' and the tearin'.


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    My uncle has a country place
    That no one knows about
    He says it used to be a farm
    Before the Motor Law
    And on Sundays I elude the eyes
    And hop the Turbine Freight
    To far outside the Wire
    Where my white-haired uncle waits

    Jump to the ground
    As the Turbo slows to cross the borderline
    Run like the wind
    As excitement shivers up and down my spine
    Down in his barn
    My uncle preserved for me an old machine
    For fifty odd years
    To keep it as new has been his dearest dream

    I strip away the old debris
    That hides a shining car
    A brilliant red Barchetta
    From a better vanished time
    I fire up the willing engine
    Responding with a roar
    Tires spitting gravel
    I commit my weekly crime

    Wind
    In my hair
    Shifting and drifting
    Mechanical music
    Adrenaline surge...

    Well-weathered leather
    Hot metal and oil
    The scented country air
    Sunlight on chrome
    The blur of the landscape
    Every nerve aware

    Suddenly ahead of me
    Across the mountainside
    A gleaming alloy air car
    Shoots towards me, two lanes wide
    I spin around with shrieking tires
    To run the deadly race
    Go screaming through the valley
    As another joins the chase

    Drive like the wind
    Straining the limits of machine and man
    Laughing out loud with fear and hope
    I've got a desperate plan
    At the one-lane bridge
    I leave the giants stranded at the riverside
    Race back to the farm
    To dream with my uncle at the fireside
     
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    life is a pretty flower that smells bad
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    That quote actually runs through my head on a fairly consistent basis.
     
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    thats one of those episodes that for some unknown reason meant something special to me.
     
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    It's a good one because they outwit Androids.
     
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    maybe that was it. my dad's name was Norman too.
     
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    :normanpleaseesplain:
     
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    We'd like to take you back to our first album and do something

     
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    Play that at my funeral^^^
     
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    George Harrison would know.
     
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    one of my favorite songs
     
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    it's a good vun
     
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    Dry Oatmeal :cheer: How many twinks did you bludgeon this weekend?
     
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    Life is ugly and harsh and unforgiving and yet...
    It all pretty much sucks.
     
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