What is on Howards rider when he travels

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  1. psxpirate2k3

    psxpirate2k3 Member Banned User

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    We all know that Howard thinks he is a A Lister, so what do you reckon he has on his rider when he travels for AGT?
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Nacho.


    I'm assuming by 'rider' you meant Beth.
     
  3. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    A portion of cashews to munch whilst staring at the hotel ceiling and jerking off into a scarf.
     
  4. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    a. A gross of young, hairless persian boys to be divided evenly between each city. To be provided by NBC. Talent will provide further details of physical preferences.
    b. Condoms will be provided by NBC.
    c. KY Jelly or other non-toxic lubrication will be provided by NBC.
    d. King-Sized mattress will be provided by NBC. Bedding set will include four posts for installation of restraints, also provided by NBC.
    e. Camera/Video "surveillance" equipment to be provided by NBC. Talent will determine where installation will occur.
    f. A dozen shaved, toothless vermin to be provided by NBC. Talents stylist will be responsible for boxing and cleaning vermin after each use.
     
  5. jake206

    jake206 Well-Known Member

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    condoms