Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mlaw, Oct 21, 2015.
I love when my BF is reading and then looks up over his reading glasses to talk to me
goes to Florida to visit her family
Hangs her 80s posters on the walls...
This picture makes me moist.
When she goes out of town.
After age 60 doesn't he change from a boyfriend to a partner or lover?
Mlaws with an old guy that needs reading glasses
Also, aren't books like kryptonite to him?
Pays my bills!
That was only a joke
her ability to still do a double back layout at age 44.
she can still pop a mitt and sting your hand.
the funny comments she makes while we watch shows and make fun of them.
when she gets pissed she speaks italian. she will often spout italian during sex too.
When she forgets to flush her tampon
When my husband turns me on when he picks up his own shit and/or makes dinner
She emphasizes the T in "button."
When she starts slamming beers like water, I get turned on.
You're nothing but a common prostitute.