What is the absolute gayest thing Howard Says?

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  1. BeerCanThick

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    For me it is, "Beautiful Soup."
     
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    "I got so high on wine".
     
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    I hated when he would say to Ralph, "I dunno, I heard some things..." like DeNiro in Raging Bull. 'Cause you know that's their cute little quote they say to each other like the fags they are
     
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    Hi .. I am Howard Stern...



    there u go that is the winner close the thread now
     
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    Last of a dying breed! Last of a dying breed! Last of a dying breed! Last of a dying breed!
     
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    oh god...how annoying was that??????? :facepalm:


    i wanna kill whatever jerk came up with that douchey catchphrase.
     
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    "I need to lose a few pounds to fit into my outfit"
     
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    this might be it...until i glance down and see your next one.

    holy moley
     
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    "So um Horse, would you ever pose in your underwear for an old gay guy?"
     
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    "I had a portion."



    What straight man has ever said that??
     
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    "make me a party"
     
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    Any time he says something like...
    "I really pigged out."
    And you'd expect a normal person to say something like, "I can't believe I drank all those beers and ate a whole pizza. I had 40 buffalo wings. I ate almost an entire birthday cake."

    But he says something like, "I had 14 cashews and some trail mix."
    A man shouldn't be individually counting out nuts like he's a middle aged woman.
    "I had 19 almonds and some dried cranberries. Somebody stop the madness! I'm out of control!"

    Edit: "A lovely portion" is also definitely in contention. Who fucking says that? Lovely portion and fabulous portion?
     
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    "I need to take a pish."
    "You are a fantastic talent."
    "Listen."
    "You have said everything..."
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    "In all honestly."

    "To some degree, to some extent, don't you resent them?"
     
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    "Wiping out all the remnants."
    "Shhh-phintcer."
    "My hairdresser..."
    "John Varvatos..."
     
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    "Spa Lunch" :gayflag: