What is the best go to weapon for the up coming end of the world?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    All those cans of tune you bought at Costco ain't going to do you any good if people walk into your house and take them


    the classics never go out of style


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    Barrel is too long for good home defense. Indoors anyways.
     
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    silly wabbit...

    if shit goes down..

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    I got one of these when I was 13 and still use it for everything from quail to turkey. Never fails to fire or jams. Really a great gun.
     
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    its's a great firearm indeed... you need something that isn't going jam when shit goes down
     
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    best weapon is probably a good mind as you will eventually run out of bullets
     
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    AR-15.
    .22 rifle.
    Remington 870 shotgun.
    Glock. (Either model 17 or 19.)
    Samurai Sword.
     
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    I have a safe full of more expensive shotguns from Berettas toBenelli's to Browning Citori's. But always reach for this one.
     
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    The parrot is a mean mutha fucka


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    I want to invent a weapon that's like a club/mace with a ball and chain that is extendable/retractable with the press of a button. Nobody'd better steal that idea either.
     
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    I would strap a grenade to that fucker with a cracker taped to the pin just to be safe
     
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    wood chipper...
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    i was a machinist for a couple years and i designed this weapon too. didn't have the retractable with the press of a button though. just a trigger to release the ball.

    never got around to getting the machine time though.

    i had a working flail. it was a great weapon. i stopped using it like nunchucks when i clipped my knee with the stubby iron ball.
     
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    You still got it? I'll buy it.
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    nope. it was stolen by a "friend" many years ago.

    i had a friend buy it and a long sword for me while he was stationed in spain. i'd go hiking in the mountains and have it around my neck or wack trees with it. it's a good weapon. scares the crap out of people.
     
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