what is the biggest scumbag job?

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    What is a scumbag job?

    Its a job where you make a living off of other people misery or bad luck. And you a simply ruin peoples day for a living

    IMHO meter maids and Motorcycle cops who camp out at speed traps suck balls

    Meter maids especially always look like they are too fat to work at McDonald's
     
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    Lawyers.
     
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    dj at a stripe club
    or AppleBee's day manager
     
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    latino girl friend of lawyers
     
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    Fucking strip club DJs .. a man pays for 3 songs and he cuts each one down to 30 secs
     
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    Investment banker - making millions sending US jobs to other countries in the name of restructuring.
     
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    Politicians.
     
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    Yea thats next level shit right there
     
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    We have a winner! Coincidentally, many of them are lawyers who can't hack it in the real world.
     
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    Any health insurance job. Denying coverage to dying people must get you a special place in hell.
     
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    The ceo of the Stern show. Now that's a fucking scumbag:hat:
     
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    trial lawyers.

    I also have a friend who is a very well paid patent lawyer. He admits that he his work makes him feel like a low life piece of shit because many of his cases involve him working to prevent new possibly life saving pharmacueticals from hitting the market on behalf of other big pharma companies.

    I'll put politicians on there as well but only ones in washingtons and a few at the state level. Many local politicians actually work on behalf of their towns for so-so pay becuase they want to work on behalf of the people. It's as they move up the food chain that they become corrupted (partly because that is the only way to move up)