What is the closest you have come to shitting on yourself?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Too late for me it happened two years ago :facepalm:
     
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    tmi
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Mur soon Gold

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    I did it in third grade because the teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom during class. :grad:
     
  5. Charon

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    Many many many years ago after I drank too many margaritas.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    just had a close call, as a matter of fact.

    didn't trust the fart brewing and made an a-line to the bowl. it wasn't pretty.
     
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    some thing need to be left behind closed doors
     
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    Been there done that. Couldn't get the gdamn key into the doorknob fast enough when I got home after 2am.
    I ain't proud.
     
  9. dawg

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    It was before I started eating healthy with lots of fiber. I went on vacation and the place we ate lunch was saturated with fiber. We got back to the hotel and I told my family i had to go take a piss real fast. Well, piss wasn't the only thing that came out :jj:
     
  10. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    [video=youtube;4ex--oXMsR0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ex--oXMsR0[/video]
     
  11. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    It wasn't almost. :eek:
     
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    I would never wear white pants
     
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    Oh, that poor woman.
     
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    I know - you could see the waves of cramps she was having, cringe.
     
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    I shit in the woods near my high school once walking home from jr high. Wiped my ass with a Thrasher magazine page :yes:
     
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    And you know it's going to happen. Tummy is rumbling, you start to sweat.
    It never ends well.
     
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    It is my biggest fear that I will be somewhere in public away from a restroom and shit my pants
     
  19. Mur

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    She should have walked backwards into the house.
     
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    I had a near-death experience so I guess it would be then