Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, Aug 18, 2013.
Too late for me it happened two years ago
I did it in third grade because the teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom during class.
Many many many years ago after I drank too many margaritas.
just had a close call, as a matter of fact.
didn't trust the fart brewing and made an a-line to the bowl. it wasn't pretty.
some thing need to be left behind closed doors
Been there done that. Couldn't get the gdamn key into the doorknob fast enough when I got home after 2am.
I ain't proud.
It was before I started eating healthy with lots of fiber. I went on vacation and the place we ate lunch was saturated with fiber. We got back to the hotel and I told my family i had to go take a piss real fast. Well, piss wasn't the only thing that came out
It wasn't almost.
I would never wear white pants
Oh, that poor woman.
I know - you could see the waves of cramps she was having, cringe.
I shit in the woods near my high school once walking home from jr high. Wiped my ass with a Thrasher magazine page
And you know it's going to happen. Tummy is rumbling, you start to sweat.
It never ends well.
It is my biggest fear that I will be somewhere in public away from a restroom and shit my pants
She should have walked backwards into the house.
I had a near-death experience so I guess it would be then