What is the closest you have come to shitting on yourself?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Too late for me it happened two years ago [​IMG]

    It was before I started eating healthy with lots of fiber. I went on vacation and the place we ate lunch was saturated with fiber. We got back to the hotel and I told my family i had to go take a piss real fast. Well, piss wasn't the only thing that came out [​IMG]
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    no comment! :worried:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Please see "threads you regret posting":facepalm: :c
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    I remember stopping at a highway rest area in a state of emergency and running inside. didn't make it. I locked myself in the private handicap bathroom and washed my shorts and underwear in the sink and tried my best to dry them with the hand dryer. I didn't stand a chance.....I obviously ate something really bad. that was maybe six years ago?
     
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    I don't shit ever i'm AMAZING like beth.
     
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    benbradlee New Member Banned User

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    within the last 3 min...
     
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    Pembroke36 Well-Known Member VIP

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    One time when I was in Cali I was jogging and had a stomach attack. i shit myself while running and had to have a Mexican gardener hose me off.
     
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    Only once, about a year ago. I was on lunch break, and I live close so I drive to my apartment and eat lunch. As I was preparing to leave, I felt a good fart coming, so I just let loose, and... yea, was not a fart. Thankfully I was standing in my kitchen, because watery shit literally ran down my leg, so I just grabbed a paper towel wiped up, took a good shit, changed clothes, and went back to work like nothing happened.

    Good times
     
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    Once a year..true story :facepalm:
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    A few years ago, I had spent the better part of the day doing gardening whilst on a Rum bender. The neighbor came over to have a drink on the front porch (yes, I know...very Enwurd of me), and I over-trusted a fart. Filled up my undies and the crack of my ass with butt-mud. I said, "hang on, I'll be back in a moment", and ran inside for an ultra-quick body shower. Came back out and he said, "What, did you shit your pants?" I said, "Yep", and he just gave me a look like, "Yeah, been there".

    So remember that, pants-shitters. You are never alone.
     
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    you at least had a home field shit situation.
     
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    You didn't even shower?
     
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    greyt Well-Known Member

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    Bill Burr says it best.........You've got some evil in your ass and it has got to go immediately[video=youtube;ofi9nyu79s8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofi9nyu79s8[/video]
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Did you get the grit out?
     
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    No, I didn't have time, I took soapy paper towels and rubbed my leg till it was clean.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I blew ass at Thanksgiving when I was 18.
     
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    The stomach pains are the worst when you have to shit and then you sit on the toilet and BAM it fires out like a nick cannon
     
  18. Beth143nacho

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    http://thewvsr.com/ryans.htm
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    psyllium husks take care of that.
     
  20. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    I farted today and it was a bit more solid than I liked.