What is the craziest thing you got away with?

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  1. dawg

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    Back when i was a bar fly a friend and I were too drunk to drive. So, we had his girlfriend drive us home. Well, on the way home she had to stop at 7-11, We were in a small car with a stick shift and me and my friend were scrunched in the front seat. He was playing with the shifter and threw into gear :jj:

    We went flying through the store and ended up right next to his girlfriend. She was standing there and we were still sitting in the car. The cops came and let us go :dontknow:

    We didn't even pay for the glass. I have no idea why but i didn't question it and walked home :rofl:
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    This thread would be fun if I could really answer.
     
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    rectum, damn near killed em

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    I Passed a semi doing a 80 on a snow covered highway.
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    In my younger days, I not only drove drunk, I drove extremely drunk and fucked up. And raced. I truly don't deserve to be alive.
     
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    I stole money from an ATM once
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Boilermakers
     
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    Probably jizzing in chicks who weren't on the pill.
     
  10. dawg

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    How many kids you got bro?
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Six, but I only got to pay support for four.
     
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    I hear bro, been there done that.
     
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    The cops let you go and they didn't even make you pay for the glass.:bs:
     
  14. Stew Nod

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    On my way to get an 8 ball once, the guy in the car with me asked me to pull into a bowling alley for a second. He went in...came running out with a fat knot of cash and a handgun and yelled...."Go...hit the gas MFer, let's go!!!". I'm pretty sure he rolled the bar. :rofl:

    Naturally, I sped the fuck away...He's dead know so I guess I can tell the story
     
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    I've probably gotten away with far worse than that...my memory fails me ATM
     
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    I didnt do it. But they didnt charge my friend shit either, they let us all go.
     
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    LOL, welcome to the 80s
     
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    :omg:
     
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    There was a manhunt for me that was the lead story on the NBC nightly news with Tom brokaw. Got away Scott free though
     
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    Dawg is being deceptive, Howard.


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