Entertainment What is the craziest way you have met someone and dated?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Mine when I was about 13 years old. I had a phone in my room ( I know big Deal) it was then.

    Anyway, I was dialing random numbers until a girl answered and sounded about my age. We talked for hours and the next day i road my bike over to her house and from then we dated for like two years :jj:

    Tell me your story.
     
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  3. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    My story is similar, except I was 12 ... and instead of phone calls I would visit random houses and beat off on the front porch until the girls came out to watch.

    That's when I learned that boys could like boys as well.
     
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    Met my wife in an AOL chatroom.
     
  5. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I don't want to say. :oops:
     
  6. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member VIP

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    It was a "jungle fever" chatroom.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    :rolleyes:

    Pull the other leg, and it plays jingle bells.
     
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    OkbyeEric Well-Known Member

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    Plentyoffish.com, we lived together for 4 years. I'll never do that again.
     
  9. BobWeired

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    I hired her, fucked her, married her.
    Like a real life Pretty Women.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    I met a guy on a poker site once, and then next thing I know we are together for 18 years.
     
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    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    I guess he had the nut flush?
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Enjoying the shed, Howard?
     
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    Met one girl after a year of back and forth flirting on the phone from Plenty of Fish..went to her place ..she had those crazy eyes and then starts playing loud music ..crazy neighbor calls the cops..she goes to the door while I sit in the living room...cops tell her to turn down the music..cops leave..then she turns up the music again and tells me a story of how the neighbor once bashed in her door and the cops did nothing because he was retired law-enforcement . She asks if I want to fuck..I say yes...she pulls me out after a minute of fucking and says she's not emotionally into "it"...
    I pass out in her bed..I wake up after I hear her in the kitchen doing shots of vodka to get to sleep..I get up at 7am and say I'm "meeting a friend for breakfast"..I leave...haven't spoken to her since.
    :facepalm:
     
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    I just found out I may be able to hook up with my 1st ever fuck. I think it may be worth ruining my current relationship just to hate fuck and punish my first cunt exploration
     
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    :pray:
     
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    In college I was in a charity date auction for a fraternity. I had a girlfriend at the time who was going to show up and bid on me. The bidding started for me, and from the back corner came a bid from someone I couldn't see and didn't know. She outbid my girlfriend.

    In August we'll be married 20 years.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    I was working security at a swinger party.
     
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    :oops:
     
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  20. dawg

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    This is a great story man :beer:
     
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