Entertainment What is the difference between Bisexual and Pansexual?

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  1. Jayla

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    I still don't get it. Help.[​IMG]
     
  2. LaserT

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    Bisexual is when you have sex with a woman, wake up and rudely say, "BYE!". Pansexual is when you wake up in love, grab a PAN and cook her breakfast in bed.

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    pan sexual is goat sex
     
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    Bisexual means you love cocks and vaginas.

    Pansexual seems to mean you'll fuck anything that turns you on. Honestly if someone I knew called themselves pansexual I'd assume they were a closet pedophile or likes to fuck dogs or some shit.
     
  5. Jayla

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    :crazyup::crazyup:
     
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  6. MilkyDischarge

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    Bi is you fuck people of your gender and the opposite gender.
    Pan is that your gender identity is flexible and you fuck people all across the spectrum- trans, cross dress, men, women. Basically, everything with a hole is fair game.
     
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  7. Jayla

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    If that were the case, I would think it would be condemned socially. It's not. It's like a new, legit category of human sexuality.
     
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    Ah. That makes more sense.
     
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    oh so like gp2?
     
  10. nearly.normal

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    yes.... this
     
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    Covers all the bases.
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    Some Asian chicks have faces like frying pans, is it a fetish for that?
     
  13. Jayla

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    Right. I guess we can conclude Howard is "Pan" or just "Majorly eff'd up".
     
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    Bisexual are people who will fuck any other people.

    Pan sexual are emotionally crippled bis, who need to feel more specialer so they came up with a fruity name for themselves.
     
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    MilkyDischarge is probably right but I still contend anyone who calls themselves pansexual has some sick shit going on in their head.
     
  16. wife is a whore

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    They evolved into that so the nose doesn't bump stop em as they try to get down to the balls attached to an Asian rice dick.
     
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    Or under 25. I think it's generational.
     
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    Been reading up on Charles darwin lately huh? :jj:
     
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    I can't tell who to feel more embarassed for when I see this picture.

    All the money in the world and they both look so goddamned foolish.
     
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    I agree, "pansexual" is just some shit that hipster douchebags use...
     
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