What is the dumbest thing someone said to you/you said during sex?

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  1. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Go!
     
  2. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    "Mrs. Beef? Why do they call you Mrs. Beef?"
     
  3. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I can't remember. :nocheer:
     
  4. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Great, now I'm in a bad mood too.
     
  5. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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  6. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    This thread isn't going how I hoped it would. :jj:
     
  7. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    You're still here?/You're still here?
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Do you take travelers checks
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    nah, we're laughing WITH you
     
  10. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    Did you say it or was it said to you? :dontknow:
     
  11. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I didn't have a chance to get to the ATM Ok?
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    "what are you doing?" <--- i was smacking my dick on my hs girlfriend's bare nipple at the time. :jj:
     
  13. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    :giggle:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    who hasn't done that?
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i think that at that age, i had seen plenty of pron and my gf hadn't seen any. so to me, slapping my dick almost anywhere on her seemed normal but to her i guess it was as crazy as anal sex.
     
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    :jj:

    I love slapping stuff with my dick
     
  17. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    For a lot of the chicks that I banged, I was the first guy they ever had cum on their face. WTF?
     
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    Can I wear your panties? :c
     
  19. JJDealer

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    drunk and said the wrong name, she got all pissed. I asked what her name was anyway. Whore.
     
  20. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    "Janet did have bigger boobs than you..." followed by "Why are you crying?"

    (Janet was boyfriend's ex-girlfriend)