Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Nick Beef, Oct 12, 2013.
"Mrs. Beef? Why do they call you Mrs. Beef?"
I can't remember.
Great, now I'm in a bad mood too.
This thread isn't going how I hoped it would.
You're still here?/You're still here?
Do you take travelers checks
nah, we're laughing WITH you
Did you say it or was it said to you?
I didn't have a chance to get to the ATM Ok?
"what are you doing?" <--- i was smacking my dick on my hs girlfriend's bare nipple at the time.
who hasn't done that?
i think that at that age, i had seen plenty of pron and my gf hadn't seen any. so to me, slapping my dick almost anywhere on her seemed normal but to her i guess it was as crazy as anal sex.
I love slapping stuff with my dick
For a lot of the chicks that I banged, I was the first guy they ever had cum on their face. WTF?
Can I wear your panties?
drunk and said the wrong name, she got all pissed. I asked what her name was anyway. Whore.
"Janet did have bigger boobs than you..." followed by "Why are you crying?"
(Janet was boyfriend's ex-girlfriend)