WTF What is the earliest time of day it's socially acceptable to mow your yard?

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :fil: I'm ready to go.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    It's 7:30 AM local time BTW
     
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    your good IMO


    have at it
     
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    10am on a sunday. 8 on weekdays.
     
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    8am on weekends. 7 during the week
     
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    In my townhouse community no outdoor work is supposed to start until after 7AM weekdays or 8AM weekends.
     
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    10AM, I think. Where I'm at, if I did it earlier, no one would care. One neighbor is 85+ and can't hear. The other neighbor is either up early or in bed hung over until mid afternoon.
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    10? That wastes like 5 hours of my Sunday.
     
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    my neighbors are generally so hung over i could set off a nuclear warhead and not wake them up
     
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    If the sun is up, you can mow your yard.
     
  12. NipplesAndToes23

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    This is the correct answer.
     
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    After 7am, , Monday thru Friday and after 8am on Saturday.

    Down here, If you are seen/heard cutting grass anytime before noon on a Sunday, you get the sheeny curse put on you by your neighbors for not being in church.
     
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    This..........About a month ago I had a dipshit start cuttin' at 6:30 on a SUNDAY morning.........I went out and asked him what the fuck was wrong with him..........
    He quit.......And my neighbours thanked me later in the day..............
     
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    The neighbor that lives closest to my backyard always comes out with his coffee and his paper, and has a little passive aggressive hissy fit on Sunday morning when I mow.

    Like he can't drink coffee or read the paper if a lawn is being maintained 100' away.
     
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    It's OUR Sunday also, And what alternate universe do you live in where you don't get that?
     
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    Is your neighbor @Phil McKrakin
     
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    And I never mow before 8 AM.
     
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    my neighbor woke me out of a dead sleep today at 8:30am on a Sunday morning

    I'm getting ready to blow all my yard clippings into her new corvette convertible. :pissed:
     
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    M-F--7am-----9am on the weekends
     
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