What Is The Eskimo Way

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  1. jokeland

    jokeland Well-Known Member VIP

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    to frolic and play?
     
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    kbrambo Active Member

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  3. Thikken Vaney

    Thikken Vaney What's everyone looking at?

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    They like it deep in the fish hole.
     
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    I have no idea. I also don't know who roasts marshmallows or tells "scary ghost stories" at Christmas.
     
  5. Ferris Bueller

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    Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

    The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
     
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    I'm surprised an Eskimo group has not protested this song for being offensive, since the term "Eskimo" may be considered as such. Just wait; it will be next.
     
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    I think it may have something to do with playing in the snow and building igloos
     
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    ...while bundled up.
     
  9. Wainegro

    Wainegro Well-Known Member

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    Hey, why don't I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What'd ya say?
     
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  11. jokeland

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    dubious origin story