what is the grossest thing you have ever done

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  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I was sick as hell one day and was kneeling in front of the toilet, puking my guts out, when all the sudden a big gusher came up. As I let it go, my asshole exploded and I shit myself big time :c
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I plead the fifth
     
  3. Billy Brown

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    Thanks for sharing that
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Graduated from the Navy's boot-camp. :salute:
     
  5. Shine

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    i will just ask Header :coffee:
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    pooped in my pants in kindergarten and had to be sent home.
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I think a little part of me just died. :jj:
     
  8. Mur

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    Somebody in know took a big drink out of a spit can of chewing tobacco. :c

    They where like. :puke:
     
  9. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    I ate Balut at some movie theatre in a shithole third world country...they don't eat popcorn at the movies :facepalm:

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  10. Shine

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    :weird:
     
  11. Shine

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    that would have sucked
     
  12. Henry Gale

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    In college I made money doing PI work, basically following a BF/husbands or GF/wives and snapping photos of them with people of the opposite sex them may be fucking. Every once and a while we got insurance fraud cases and we would track people that were supposedly injured in accidents and claiming pain. My goal was to prove they could lift or bend.

    Once I had to tail this chinese lady who supposedly could not bend, lift etc after a rear-end job. She worked at this dry cleaner in chinatown lifting rugs and shit all day. I had to get there at like 4am when she came in and get her setting up and moving shit around. My stomach was all fucked up and I needed to shit massive. Chinatown is deserted and no stores will let me in so I am sweating in my car trying to accept fate and just shit my pants.

    Instead I spy a big KMart or Walmart bag in the back of my car and I decide to try and shit in the bag. I works, tons and tons of wet shit. I wipe with a sock and tie the bag off and reach out my passange door and drop it between me and the mailbox and go back to watching this woman.

    A few min later an old chinese lady strolls by and takes the bag thinking it is filled with something good. She walks half a block and opens the bag with her head just an inch or two way from the opening looking all guilty and peers in.... then pukes everywhere.

    true, swear to god.