What is the last thing you had in your ass?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Me a finger tip
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Wrigley Field
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    A giant sobbing turd. :nojj:
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Whoa
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    One of those old school "Brick" cell phones. It helped the reception.
     
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    A tounge.
     
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    Gerbil

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  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Uber Peeper Mike
     
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  9. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Mike fingers his butt, and gets the fecal matter all over his uber car after.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, are you a registered sex offender?
     
  11. Babs

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    Exit only.
     
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    Bloody hemorrhoids
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Not that i know of
     
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    No fun
     
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    i hope it wasnt peep's handsome wife's finger :uhoh:
     
  16. Anfkid

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    Mikey if yer admitting to a finger, it's really 3 and if it's really 3 it means you tried greasing your entire fist with cooking oil.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    That's hot
     
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    Mike has admitted using his wife's dildo in the past.
     
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    .............
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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