What is the last thing you had in your ass?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Jun 21, 2016.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Me a finger tip
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er VIP Gold

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    Wrigley Field
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    A giant sobbing turd. :nojj:
     
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  4. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Whoa
     
  5. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    One of those old school "Brick" cell phones. It helped the reception.
     
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    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    A tounge.
     
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    Asshat13 Well-Known Member

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    Gerbil

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  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Uber Peeper Mike
     
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  9. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Mike fingers his butt, and gets the fecal matter all over his uber car after.
     
  10. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Mike, are you a registered sex offender?
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Exit only.
     
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    Teabag ◬ High Sperm Count ◬ VIP

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    Bloody hemorrhoids
     
  13. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Not that i know of
     
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    No fun
     
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    i hope it wasnt peep's handsome wife's finger :uhoh:
     
  16. Anfkid

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    Mikey if yer admitting to a finger, it's really 3 and if it's really 3 it means you tried greasing your entire fist with cooking oil.
     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    That's hot
     
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    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Mike has admitted using his wife's dildo in the past.
     
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    .............
     
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  20. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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