what is the longest you have gone without food?

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Back in 1999, I was on an ecstacy binge. I awoke on a Sunday around noon, and realized I had not eaten since the last Thursday morning. I got Chinese takeout , but my hands were shaking so hard I could barely get it in my mouth.
     
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    7 months, assuming we don't count the powdered Medifast crap.
     
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    How skinny are you?
     
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    it took about 6 months to gain half of it back. i dropped 200 pounds. that seems to be the magic number of excess fat that i carry at my heaviest.
     
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    I once went 30 minutes. My body is still in shock.
     
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    When I was sick last December, I slept for almost two days, and then couldn't eat for several more days. I did drink fluids and lots of cough medicine though.

    During Lent as a teenager I always had to go the entire day during Ash Wednesday and Good Friday without food.
     
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    When I was a kid I had some surgery and could not "eat" for about 2 months. I was "fed" intravenously during that time.
     
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    About five days in conjunction with a land survival course I had to take while going through flight school.

    And I can still remember eating the shit out of a double cheeseburger on the way home afterward. :D
     
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    It's a long story.
    What do you mean by 'food' anyway?

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    Another Electric Eel Man thread. :rolleyes:
    Good for ratings I guess.
     
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    Five days. Bender.
     
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    I have gone longer without oxygen
     
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    Did you feel "full"?
     
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    I fasted for a bit first part of a unwanted vacation. Think I made it 22 days. The real talent was how long I made it without a tug
     
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    how long did it take before you could handle solid food in your stomach without puking it back up?
     
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    Did you feel the need to lose weight due to shirtless people? That is the worst. I had back acne from 17-22 and the shirt never came off
     
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    Sorry bout your backne homo.... But no. Wasn't cutting weight, just not feeling the food

     
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    Was this unwanted vacation jail? And are you counting your usual semen intake?
     
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    Try and stop daydreaming about my dick faggot....