What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done When You Were Alone?

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  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    i got an extra large diet coke from Wendy's

    it tasted like horse piss and i was in a bad mood to begin with so i took it (after two sips) and tossed it out the passenger side window as hard as i possibly could so it would go WAY into the woods

    the window was closed
     
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    Tsk Tsk for littering.
     
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    Attempted littering.
     
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    goldtopper Well Known Heterosexual Gold

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    Threw up in a box of laundry detergent and forgot about it.
     
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    it was my first time in 35 years because i don't believe in it

    i was in a really bad mood
     
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    I left a burner on for 2 straight days. I wasn't away.
     
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    my grandmother (on my mother's side) used to check every single knob on the stove before leaving the house every single time

    but if you were home, thank god the pilot light was on
     
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    It freaked me out when I discovered it.
     
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    I'm high on occasion.
     
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    i have an electric stove

    on really cold days i used to put the oven on for a while then open the door

    i learned that just turning the burners on was a hundred times hotter and faster
     
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    Pilot light was out on the oven for a few weeks...
     
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    i feel ya
     
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    and you lived to tell about it
     
  15. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    When my house gets dry sometimes I'll simmer some water on the stove.
     
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    amazing right?
     
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    I locked my doggie outside and forgot to let him back in when I went the store. It was over a 100 outside and I was gone a while but he was ok.
     
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    What the fuckin' FUCK? :wtf:
     
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    I threw a beer bottle out the window against a concrete railroad bridge support. Trouble was that the support was super close to the car and all of the wet broken glass blew back on me and inside of the car. Served me right.

    Edit: Oops. I wasn't alone. I wasn't even driving. Never mind.
     
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    I was cleaning out the garage of this really old house i had bought. It was more like a barn. My pickup was brimming over with junk. I was carrying a huge piece of glass over my head and the frame broke, shattering the glass and cutting the shit out of me. One cut on my arm was real deep. I couldn't drive the truck because I was bleeding too much to tie the junk down. So I calmly called my mom: "Hey mom, I just cut myself a little. Could you pop over and take me to the hospital?" I could hear the tires squeal from about 10 miles away. She was in worse shape than I was by the time she got there. I felt pretty stupid for scaring her like that.