What is the proper technique for measuring dick size?

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  1. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Do you measure from the bottom of the shaft, where the balls start.
    Do you measure from the top?
    I saw a porno the other day that the chick measure the guy starting from his thigh, and I thought that was cheating.
    Is there a proper measuring tactic used to accurately measure the length of a peesh?
    TIA :hat:
     
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    put it inside schmoopys asshole, if he feels anything, you're HUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEE
     
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    How much of your boyfriends dick can you take?
     
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    I'm not gay so these ideas won't work.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I... uh... read somewhere that you're supposed to measure from the top at the pelvis.
     
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    hey now!
     
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    Damn, reading about measuring dicks doesn't make that post any better.


    Sonofabitch.
     
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    Interesting. I think that's what I saw in the porno
     
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    :jj: I'm really being serious about this.
     
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    Tape measure from the bottom of the shaft to the very tip + 50%= size.
     
  13. Slippy

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    The proper way is the shaft only.

    You don't stick your balls in a girl (unless she asks nicely)

    The whole dick-measuring process to to brag about what you're packing, and testicles are not part of this bragging.

    You're welcome.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I was always under the impression that the bottom of the shaft isn't accurate.
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I remember when the Stern show measured, but I forgot how they did it.
     
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    I measure from the taint
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I agree with you, Slippy.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED, ladies and gentlemen!
     
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    I'M BIGGER! (I start from the asshole. MY OWN asshole.). :D
     
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    Gasface = :sgay: