WTF What is the quickest release after fapping?

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  1. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Men and women, please: From the moment you started the self-manipulation of love, what is the quickest you ever came? Not sex, just pure digital dalliance. I think for me, maybe under 5 minutes. Maybe.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    it usually takes me two minutes to cum....i jsut want to get it over with and go on with my day
     
  3. chapped

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    done
     
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    Just under 2 min
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    depends if i'm also tickling my anus or not

    if I am it takes a little longer due the revulsion I feel over the enjoyment i'm getting from tickling my own anus

    3-5 minutes basically
     
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    If I really try, and am very horny, I can get it done in a minute.
     
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    Im doing it now.
     
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    2 hours. I'm a mess. :facepalm:
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    6 minutes. I was in the hospital for almost 2 weeks. Backed up a bunch. First night I was home I clicked a vid of Molly Cavalli eating some young blondes snatch. I exploded cottage cheese all over.

    And then I got drunk
     
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    SlinkyNeckStern High Pitch Mike Lookalike

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    I wish I had more rocket shots. It's always a bubbling crude.
     
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    depends how backed up i am.
     
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    Depends on traffic.
     
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    Instantly, but I can tell you the longest. I started jacking in the morning, and kept stopping before I came. I did this all day, into the night. Finally at 2 am I picked up a street whore and she sucked the incredibly large load out. This was in the early 90's, and I'm still amazed by it. That's how good it felt.
     
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    When I could do it with my right hand it was under a minute, unfortunately I developed carpal tunnel so now I use my left hand and can get it done in about 3 min.
     
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    If I want to enjoy it, I always ensure I have at least a 10-minute window for fapping.
     
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    ...done
     
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    if I have not pumped off for a few days which is rare it looks like a yogurt truck jackknifed on my computer :jj:
     
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