What is the shortest amount of time it took for u to fart in front of someone u like

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    .....Voluntarily break wind.... not the inadvertent/accidental squeak


    Weeks. Months ?
     
  2. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    10 years
     
  3. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    2 years
     
  4. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Wow !!.. You're a tough nut to crack
     
  5. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    A week. I fart I don't give a shit.
     
  6. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Probably 6 hours
     
  7. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Would you fart in front of her if you were on a date?

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  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Voluntarily farted never, wtf
     
  9. Tigger Please

    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    I queefed and felt a great need to explain and differentiate it
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Sitting around the house watching a movie? Yes I would
     
  11. Billy Brown

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    First date.
    If she doesn't run for the hills she's a keeper.